I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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