i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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