Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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