have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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