your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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