he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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