There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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