I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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