my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
