Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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