If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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