Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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