I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
