i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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