You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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