Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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