Cold hands, warm shart.
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
We need to get me chipped asap
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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