If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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