I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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