It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
We are all done wearing pants today
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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