If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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