brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
not ubering you a puppy
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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