you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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