you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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