I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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