im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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