You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
