hell yes lets make some ravioli
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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