Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I currently don't understand fingers.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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