He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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