you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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