what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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