Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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