When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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