if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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