I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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