it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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