I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I believe in your delicious
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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