so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
