doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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