i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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