well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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