so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Randomize
