Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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