I'm really into asian looking animals
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Small penises have feelings too.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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