either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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