She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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