I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
