I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Pants are for mortals
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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