If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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