Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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