All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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