Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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