Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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