I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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