Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize